Remember when Marlon Brando refused his Oscar for The Godfather and had an American Indian, Sacheen Littlefeather decline it for him at the ceremony?  He was protesting the treatment of American Indians in movies and on television.  That's how I feel about dog shows.  I will not accept the award for Best Dog in Show, even if I am nominated by acclamation and happen to win.  I know it's a long shot, and that's why I'm ready to make such a pronouncement.  If I do win, I'll send a rescue dog in my place to decline the award.  This will demonstrate my social consciousness to other dogs the world over, and should rile the blue blood organizers who are making money by exploiting purebred, well fed, charismatic dogs.  These dogs don't realize that this exploitation harms the cause of other dogs who aren't as fortunate as they are.  People begin to think that every dog should be a show dog, and prance around and do tricks.  Humans start to expect their dogs to obey them, just like the television dogs do.  It's a vicious circle. (The circle is vicious , not the dogs)

     With my tail clipped by my breeder into some stubbie malformation, I realize I may never get a shot at declining Best of Show at Westminster.  Still, how many dogs write a blog like I do?  Academic talent always takes a back seat to looks and athletic ability, don't you think?  If you want to nominate me for some prestigious award, instead take the money and your attention and buy your dog some special treats and give her an extra hug!  Tell her that Buffy is responsible for your largesse, and her good fortune.  I know my real constituency  for Best on Planet designation is my fellow dogs, and I'm not above using politics or small bribes to get their vote.  That's an award I won't decline.  I hope it's edible.

Buffy (Best Dog in her Home)