Common Prairie Grass??
You may wonder at times why your dog is eating grass, and what that means as far as the dog's state of physical health, and possibly about the status of his mental well being. Humans don't eat a lot of grass I've heard, unless it's in brownies? The chocolate must aid in the digestion of the cellulose? I've never tried smoking a ryegrass, but I've heard about humans rolling a joint of grass and smoking it, and that has something to do with grass as a medicine? A curious dog, like the inquisitive human, can sometimes be an explorer of altered states of reality; and take a solitary journey into the nether regions of the mind. Picture yourself in a boat on a river.......
The subtleties of the different varieties of grass and weed are lost on the human, but well recognized by the dog. He has used the mystical powers imbued by the alkaloids within for his daily dog devotions for centuries. When he gets home from his walk and returns to a comfortable perch, he takes another kind of trip, a journey of intense introspection. He explores the antipodes of the mind, and gives meditative reflection to the doors of perception. Flowers and insects take on exaggerated size and color, and rabbits of white run across the purple landscape, apparently late for important dates. Bent grass causes mindbending hallucinations in 4 dimensions as Mind at Large is twisted and turned through the reducing valve of ego that normally governs the portal. Ryeglass inflicts a sarcastic manner laced with spontaneous hysterical laughter. Indian grass induces transcendent mystical interpretations with heightened perception of the transfigured redrock landscape. Big bluestem amplifies mood indigo so be sure to keep some prozac handy. The enlightened, grass inspired dog, sees every sound and hears every color in a vivid technicolor rainbow of music . A ravenous appetite soon ensues as the munchies arrive in this Land of Oz. The dog and the world unite as one. His toenail takes on archetypal metaphysical significance, and vibrates on a 5th dimensional plane in rhythm with choral Gregorian chant accompaniment. He soon solves the mystery of the univ..
Buffy, stop eating that grass. You're going to throw up!
Oh, sorry! Where was I.............. Oh, a bit of a headache there. In case you were wondering, it seems that this has all been a walking daydream. Just a fantasy. It must have been inspired by hearing you humans talking about "grass" and its relaxing properties. Used for medical purposes only of course. Maybe it was inspired by something I heard on the news, or read in a book, or by some conversation I overheard. Wild!............. but then again, I was chewing on a little Bahia grass a little earlier. It did taste especially sweet ! And now for some reason, I feel very hungry?
Sincerely,
Buffy
The subtleties of the different varieties of grass and weed are lost on the human, but well recognized by the dog. He has used the mystical powers imbued by the alkaloids within for his daily dog devotions for centuries. When he gets home from his walk and returns to a comfortable perch, he takes another kind of trip, a journey of intense introspection. He explores the antipodes of the mind, and gives meditative reflection to the doors of perception. Flowers and insects take on exaggerated size and color, and rabbits of white run across the purple landscape, apparently late for important dates. Bent grass causes mindbending hallucinations in 4 dimensions as Mind at Large is twisted and turned through the reducing valve of ego that normally governs the portal. Ryeglass inflicts a sarcastic manner laced with spontaneous hysterical laughter. Indian grass induces transcendent mystical interpretations with heightened perception of the transfigured redrock landscape. Big bluestem amplifies mood indigo so be sure to keep some prozac handy. The enlightened, grass inspired dog, sees every sound and hears every color in a vivid technicolor rainbow of music . A ravenous appetite soon ensues as the munchies arrive in this Land of Oz. The dog and the world unite as one. His toenail takes on archetypal metaphysical significance, and vibrates on a 5th dimensional plane in rhythm with choral Gregorian chant accompaniment. He soon solves the mystery of the univ..
Buffy, stop eating that grass. You're going to throw up!
Oh, sorry! Where was I.............. Oh, a bit of a headache there. In case you were wondering, it seems that this has all been a walking daydream. Just a fantasy. It must have been inspired by hearing you humans talking about "grass" and its relaxing properties. Used for medical purposes only of course. Maybe it was inspired by something I heard on the news, or read in a book, or by some conversation I overheard. Wild!............. but then again, I was chewing on a little Bahia grass a little earlier. It did taste especially sweet ! And now for some reason, I feel very hungry?
Sincerely,
Buffy
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Exploring the Antipodes
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